Shipping Policy

FREE shipping. No minimum orders. No exceptions. No bullshit.

We pride ourselves on offering FREE shipping on all products via USPS Priority and USPS First Class mail. This includes both one-time and “Subscribe and Save” orders.

Shipment Processing & Delivery Times

In most cases, orders are processed within 1-3 businesses. If you place an order on Saturday or Sunday, your order will ship on the following Monday. Below are estimated shipping and delivery times* based on shipping method:

  • USPS First Class Mail (most orders): 3-7 business days
  • USPS Priority Mail (larger orders): 3-5 business days

Once processed, you will receive an e-mail with a unique tracking page for your order. This page will contain your order details and up-to-date tracking information (along with your USPS tracking number).

*Delivery times are estimates based off of USPS general estimates and our previous order history. We cannot guarantee delivery times.

Locale Restrictions

At this time, we can only ship to the 50 United States and territories. We do not ship to Canada, Mexico, Europe, or Asia.

In some instances, regulations on product contents vary per US state. In said cases, we will not ship to states which have regulations prohibiting our products – you will be notified at checkout.

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